do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes”
I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable.
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
"if you hate school so much why do you even come"
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous
Kesha changed my life more with Stephen than any intentionally deep song about self-acceptance ever has